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XoXo: Justin Timberlake has a lot of…”Supplies.”

Justin Timberlake released the second single off his album “Man of the Woods” this week and I am…a little confused. In a preview for his next album, Timberlake described the kind of maturity we could expect from him musically now that he is happily married and has a young son. Then, he released his first […]

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XoXo: What Exactly is the ‘End Game?’

I’d like to personally blame whoever circulated the false story that Katy Perry was making a cameo in this music video for my current sleep deprived state (midnight is way past this girl’s bedtime) and also the general sense of resentment I felt watching this and realizing those rumors were in fact #fakenews. There is […]


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XoXo: Do you spank? Kelly Clarkson says “Yes.”

It’s become something of a controversial parenting topic in recent years. To spank or not to spank your kids…that is the question. The OG American Idol and general music goddess recently weighed in on her parenting techniques that not everyone is a fan of. “I’m not above a spanking, which people aren’t necessarily into,” she […]


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XoXo: In Case You Missed It…

I’ll be honest, I didn’t want this year’s Golden Globe Awards. It’s almost shameful since I consider myself something of an awards show enthusiast. But the tension and outpouring of protests in Hollywood building up over the past few months led me to believe that politics would dominate the evening as opposed to honoring all […]


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XoXo: Gwyneth’s Goop-tastic Coffee Enema

Let’s do a new segment entitled, “Weird Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Sold Me.” It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that Gwyneth and her lifestyle brand “Goop” have set out on a mission to enrich your life with their most bizarre, expensive and grossly unnecessary must-have items. I mean, we all know celebs aren’t always grounded on […]


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XoXo: Ryan Reynolds Settles the Great Debate…

It’s 2018 and Ryan Reynolds is doing the most to continue his reign as King of Twitter. With 9.3 million followers, Mr. Reynolds can only be bothered with the most pressing of issues such as the Great Chris Debate. Of course, I’m talking about who is hotter. Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt or Chris Evans. It’s […]


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XoXo: 8 Random Thoughts from Star Wars Episode VIII

Unrelated, I wore an incredibly warm and furry Chewbacca onesie to see the film. It’s been in the 50’s in Florida for weeks…but of course that day it magically returned to 70 degrees. Thanks, FL. You always have my back. Anyways, here are 8 (limiting it down was pretty tough because this movie had a […]



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XoXo: What Am I Even?

About a month ago my older brother actually had a pretty clever idea. I know, giving your siblings credit for stuff is tough, but in this case it’s warranted! As a Christmas gift to our family, he ordered us all ancestry kits to find out where the hell the Grubers came from!  As I’m sure […]


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XoXo: They’re Heerrrrreeeeee….

Today on December 1st my arch nemesis once again returned to our home to taunt me for the remaining days until Christmas. Obviously, I’m referring to the Elf on the damn Shelf. If you aren’t a parent or you’ve just been living under a rock for the past few years, I’ll fill you in. The […]